Saturday, May 23, 2009

Day 6

Wow.  I'm exhausted.  My feet are angry at me for walking so much, but at least I'm getting a nice tan.  I'm a little too burnt out right now to explain the somewhat surreal adventures I've had in the past few days, but trust me, I have some stories.  
Here's the view outside my bedroom window:

I swear, this is what it has been like EVERY NIGHT.  I cannot sleep.  I know what you might be thinking, "Fuck you, Megan.  You're in Rome, live it up you dumb bitch and quit complaining." But seriously, living directly above the carnival that is Piazza Trilussa is a little intense.  Besides, my apartment is the worst worst worst shithole I've even seen in my life.  Just totally yucky and weird.  Trying to find a new place, will keep you posted.  For now, going to try to get some sleep.  

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Curiouser and Curiouser

After staying in two interim apartments, I finally moved in to the place I’ll be staying for at the next two and a half months.  I had high hopes for this place, having seen pictures that were emailed to me by the owner, however, and a BIG HOWEVER, the day before I moved in, three American college students moved out.  The place is trashed.  I mean fist holes through the wall and shoe prints on the ceiling trashed.  I am so sad.  The place just has a vibe that is way too frat boy-esque for me to be comfortable with.  And apparently, the maid was here all day yesterday.  Gross.  Thank god I brought my own sheets.  I actually went out earlier and bought a new bedspread and several bunches of flowers to lighted up the place.  (I will include pics soon.)

Also, as it’s a two-bedroom apartment, I’ll be having several roommates throughout the summer, fantastic.  I hope that they are all as unique as my current flatmate Johnnie:


*This is me, being really sneaky with my built in camera.  He had no idea I took this photo, but I wanted to give everyone a visual. 

From Las Vegas, NV via Cleveland, OH, Johnnie is an Air Force/USMC vet (!) in his late forties (?).  I know he has a son in Cleveland and is dating a Ukrainian woman.  Currently, he his hand in a multitude of entrepreneurial endeavors, some of which include: bar owner, “Women of the U.S.A.” calendar producer and distributor (I saw it, and it’s patriotic as fuck as and absolutely fantastic/horrifying), and Italian coffee importer/exporter (which is the reason he’s in Italy and I believe moving here in the Fall).  Keep in mind that these are all I can remember off the top of my head, when I met him yesterday he explained to me at great length his many intriguing business ventures, but once he handed me the “Women of the U.S.A.” calendar, I could no longer retain the things he was telling me and became wholly engrossed by the pretty ladies wearing patriotic-themed latex.  I will try to find a link at some point to share with you all such wonderful images.

Ok, so after about an hour of getting to know each other, Johnnie invited me to have dinner with him, his Italian cousin Filippo, and Filippo’s British girlfriend Julia.  So I went, as I am never one to turn down a free meal.  So we end up going to some trattoria around the corner and meet up with Filippo and Julia and some other crazy looking Italian guy, I mean like super far-out old (like, mid-sixties if I had to guess) Italian dude with long, slicked back hair, a pinstriped blazer, designer jeans and some seriously pointy-ass cowboy boots.  Of the five of us dining, I was at least twenty years younger than everyone at the table, and also the only one who can’t speak Italian (that is, unless you consider “I am American student, I am happy be in Rome this summertime, very happy” speaking Italian).  So yes, the five of us: Johnnie, my zany roommate, his cousin Filippo who apparently owns a newspaper in Rome, Julia, who is British, and quite lovely, and Giulio, crazy looking Italian dude, and me, Meggie.  Although I felt slightly awkward the first hour and kept asking myself how the hell I ended up at a table where I can only make out about 1/3 of the conversation and when I do say something it comes out sounding retarded, as the meal progressed and as I drank more wine, I began to enjoy myself immensely with these totals randoms.  I mean fuck it, I’m in Rome. 

 

Sunday, May 17, 2009

To whom it may concern,

I think I might have found a solution to the shit show that is parking in Los Angeles:

Fuck parallel parking.  
Smaller cars = perpendicular parking = the future.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

I'm pooped.

After about twenty hours of travel time in which I enjoyed two flights, two trams, one train, one taxi, one cobblestone street and a spiral staircase, I finally made it to my apartment in Rome.  I am actually staying in a temporary spot right now, which is a really cute apartment that's way nicer than my place in LA.  On Monday I relocate to an another in Trastevere, not really looking forward to hauling all my shit again.  When I met the guy who owns the apartments I'm staying in, he took a look at my bags and asked me how many years I'll be staying in Rome.  I think I might have overpacked.  
I took a little walk around Trastevere after settling in and this is what was waiting for me:

And then I ate pizza and gelato, and now I'm content.

xoxo,
Meggie

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Schleppin' Shit

By this time tomorrow, I'll be wedged into some sort of micro-crevice passing as an airplane seat and on my way to Italy.  Barring the possibility that my extremities might begin to atrophy after hour ten of the flight, I am very excited about this adventure.  I've had the travel bug pretty bad for the past few months, and now that I've emerged from a semester of living in the bowels of the Occidental library, I am very ready for a change of scenery.  

Since I'll be traveling sans sidekick as a solo-flyer, I would very much like to share with my friendsies the many awkward/horrifying/bizarre/hilarious/wonderful experiences that await me in Euroland.  I hope my forthcoming tales will offer an inoffensive diversion at worst, an engaging narrative at best.  I also promise to disclose all personal humiliation and embarrassment experienced throughout my journey, so if anything, the inevitable alienation that accompanies foreign travel should at least provide some mild amusement.  

xoxo,
Meggie